
A “Shoe” is defined as something to wear on ones feet with a flexible upper and a sole. So if that’s the case, what is this?
Classy dumpster chick heels? Ferrel Girl shoes? Basically, it looks like some strange lego piece got crazy with some tape and made its-self into a heel. Not quite sure, if [...]

Shape Up Shoes claim that if you wear them for 30 minutes a day they will help you “tone up and shed unwanted pounds”….really?
Are people really that lazy? Who the hell is buying these? Are they Insane or Blind? I don’t get it.
They say, “The motion when walking is [...]

Alright so, your like a 5′6″ woman and your obsessed with 4″ heels which dominate your closet of shoes – but your into this guy who is teetering around 5′7″ or 5′8″ (although he says he’s 5′10″- guys tend to lie, sorry- over exaggerate, about that stuff).
Situation: He’s short and if you wear heels, [...]

I know what I'll be wearing to my next bachelorette party. Thank you Tru$t Fun!
Really, what goes through someone’s head when they create such a thing? Poor model, if someone made me wear that I would quit! Now I see why you hear about so many models using drugs and drinking. [...]

I’m seeing the emergence of something that scares me: putting pom poms in places that don’t make much sense.
Forget wearing a dildo for a dress in public, I’m cool with that.
In fact, I encourage it.
My conclusion: One must use caution when using pom pom’s outside [...]

Oh eco friendly footwear, you have never truly been cute enough for me until now…
Tree huggers beware as some tall short women may begin to steel a bit of your thunder.
Not to worry, you will always have granola.
These Melissa Mary Jane Wedges offer a 3.75 extra inches of height and [...]

Ever notice how every time you want to frolic through a field of flowers in your heels you get stuck? What’s up with that! It’s like your irrigating the lawn or something, but with these “flower inspired” shoes- you don’t have to frollick in actual grass because the garden follows you around. Yes, that’s [...]